Introducing Iceland (and Greenland)

Welcome back, peoples! Despite my efforts to stay local and domestic this year, I succumbed to the travel bug and booked a last-minute flight to Iceland.

Why Iceland? Mostly because I spun an e-globe (i.e. Google Maps), closed my eyes, and dropped a finger down on a random country. I don’t know much about the country — until today I didn’t even know what language they spoke (Icelandic) — but it definitely seems like a land where modern civilization meets kingdoms of previous eras, when vikings ruled the world and elves ran around freely. It’s full of natural wonders such as volcanoes, geysers, thermal baths, fjords, and more. It’s also full of interesting and long names such as Reykjavik, Kerlingarfjoll, Eyjafjallajokull, and Aflugennugenblugen. (I may have made up one of those names.)

I will be traveling once again with Rubin — a friend from medical school who I went to South America and also took a bromance trip with — and our itinerary includes flying into Reyjkavik, Iceland and spending a few days there exploring scenery, visiting castles, eating herring, and similar things. We also decided to hop over to Greenland and see what that country has to offer. As of now, all I know is that Iceland is green and Greenland is ice. Let’s see how true that is.

I’m taking a ridiculous amount of technology with me, including my iPhone, iPad, Canon Powershot camera, and GoPro video camera. Also I’ve packed an odd collection of clothes and items, including thermal underwear, scarves, and gloves (for cold weather) and swimsuit and snorkel gear (for warm weather…I hope).

That’s it for now. See you on the other side.

Travel Journal: Iceland 1

Halló from Iceland! First off, why didn’t anyone let me know it’s cold here … I’m quite under prepared for the wind and cold weather here. It doesn’t help that I forgot those thermal underwear I mentioned earlier, because my bits are freezing. It also doesn’t help that the locals love to announce “Reykjavik is so warm this time of year.”

Thermal baths
Iceland is full of volcanos and people who love to swim (Reykjavikurs went swimming an average of 15 times last year)…so what better way to combine the two than with geothermal baths. The water in these pools are warmed by volcanic flow, keeping them around 30 degrees C.

As my first activity in this country I visited Laugardalslaug, the largest pools in Iceland, including several Olympic sized ones as well as multiple “hot pots” (essentially jacuzzis, with extra hot water being pumped in.)

Icelanders are very particular about tourists being dirty and thus everyone is required to shower before entering the pools. No big deal, but then I saw this sign:

Great. Not only do they want you clean but they want your swimsuit clean too, but separately from your body. Reluctantly I stripped down and walked into the shower area while — and here’s the best part — some teenage kid on a power trip watched us all to make sure we were showering properly. I’m pretty sure that is how they do it in prison.

In any case, I actually went on to have a great swim followed by a long sit in their hot pots, kept at very toasty 42 degrees.  I was so jet lagged I almost fell asleep several times. Overall, except for the fact that I paid money to shower naked with other men, it was a great experience.

Quad tour
A unique way to experience the more natural parts of Reykjavik is with a quad (or ATV as I thought they were called.) We took a quad tour at nighttime of the city and its outskirts, riding through mountains, dirt roads, and shallow rivers. These 4-wheeled beasts were much bigger than I thought, and we took them to nearly 60 mph (100 kph if you’re European.)

I was already a bit apprehensive because of all the injury horror stories I’ve heard they cause, but I ended up feeling much safer than expected.

What certainly is not safe is driving with only one hand.

By the way, these shots were all taken around 11pm at night.

Geysers
One of Iceland’s most famous attractions is Geysir, the natural hot water spout after which all others in the world are named (i.e. “geysers”). Geysir is the grand daddy of them all but unfortunately stopped erupting in the 1950s after tourists threw rocks in there and clogged him up. This is poor Geysir today:

Luckily, just down the road is Strokkur, probably the world’s most reliable geyser. She erupts consistently every 8-10 minutes and really is an exciting sight to see.

Travel Journal: Greenland

Today was … memorable. Air Iceland offers day trips from Reykjavik to Greenland, and since it’s unlikely I’ll be in the region again soon, I figured why not visit an extra country (interestingly, Greenland is not entirely independent but rather part of the Kingdom of Denmark.) Specifically we would visit Kulusuk, a small village with no flushing toilets populated by only 200 residents who are Inuits. We boarded our plane and two hours later landed in the faraway village. We were filled with excitement and hope.

We were met by our guide Johann, a Danish man with graduate school education in anthropology living part of the year in Greenland and the rest in Iceland, who led us on our hike from the airport to the village. After an hour of walking and hearing interesting history about the region, Kulusuk — with its brightly colored wood houses — became visible. A bit barren, but we were still intrigued at this point.

How quickly our minds changed. A few hours here convinced us that this small village was perhaps the most depressing community we had ever experienced. The village was essentially a ghost town, with no signs of anyone trying to make a living or wanting to have purpose. And none of the residents appeared to be interested in preserving any aspect of their culture, from their village (covered with filth) to their identity (most were unemployed due to poor work ethic) to even their own health (significant alcohol abuse and more).

It was so depressing it became comical. The only thing we could do to keep us from losing our sanity was make fun of the situation. To more accurately describe our visit there, I will now contrast what our tour itinerary promised with a more realistic itinerary … based on what we actually experienced.

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Your guide will escort you from the airport to the engaging village Kulusuk…

Your guide will lead you on a hike through rocky hills instead of the flatter main road (and say “but if I had Chinese people in my group I’d use the easy roads.”) You will then reach a village littered with trash and where inbreeding runs rampant.

…where you can stroll about and meet some of the 250 local residents and view their quality crafts.

You will see at most 15 local and probably drunk residents, including a man who’s lived in the village for 32 years but was so drunk he couldn’t remember half of it, and “Mrs Unfaithful”, the town prostitute who everyone — except her husband — knows is pregnant.

You’ll be treated to kayaking demonstrations and an ancient drum dance reflective of the indigenous culture.

They will drag a really old kayak out of a shed and show it to you for 5 minutes. You won’t get a drum/dance show but you will see the dance hall where performances used to be held.

On your return flight to Reykjavík you enjoy a spectacular view over huge glaciers and floating icebergs.

Your guide will charge you an extra $30 then throw you on a little boat filled with guns, going 1 mph (but, you will see icebergs!)

You will also receive a certificate of visit.

You will be treated to a day-old hot dog that you have to pay for yourself.

Lunch or refreshments are not included.

At least they got one thing right.

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Admittedly I’m being somewhat harsh, and I am certain Greenland has much beautiful scenery and unique activities; Kulusuk was just not the place to experience them. I would happily return to other parts of this country especially as part of a trip to the Arctic. Until then, this is one passport stamp that was quite painful to earn.

Travel Journal: Iceland 2

Three unique outdoor adventures and two unusual food adventures. Read on…

Inside the volcano
I took a journey toward the center of the earth by descending deep into a dormant volcano. The Thrihnukagigur volcano last erupted 4000 years ago and for some reason left behind a magma chamber that is completely hollowed out (they explained why but I couldn’t follow along; I barely know what magma is.)

We hiked 45 minutes in the great outdoors to reach the entrance of the volcano. There is only one way to enter the volcano and that’s through a very narrow crater at the top:

Using an elevator similar to a window washer’s elevator for high rise buildings, we descended 120m down to the floor of the volcano. It was a bit claustrophobic at times but overall ok.  This cartoon puts into perspective how deep the crater (and we) go down:

Seven minutes later we reached the bottom. It was fascinating down there, with a very interesting array of colors on the rock walls, a tiny pinhole of sunlight from the crater opening far above our heads, and the enormous size of the volcanic chamber inside.

If you ever come to Iceland, do this.

Scuba diving
Scuba diving typically isn’t an activity that people — including myself — associate with Iceland. However, I discovered  that not only is diving possible here, but it offers several things not found anywhere else in the world.

We went diving in the Silfra fissures, which is notable because 1) it’s in the Thingvellir National Park, which is where Game of Thrones is filmed, 2) it’s where the world’s oldest parliament was first created, and most interestingly 3) it’s where the continents of North America and Europe meet. Specifically it’s where the North American and Eurasian tectonic plates meet. (If I understand this correctly, continents are the parts of the plates that rise above the ocean; this graphic describes it better.)

As you might guess, the water temperature is close to freezing (about 3 degrees C). But this extreme cold allows for some of the clearest and most pristine waters on the planet.

Surviving such a cold water dive required a dry suit, which I had never worn before. I thought wetsuits were heavy, but that’s nothing compared to what we wore: a layer of thermal underwear (I was forced to buy some here), followed by a thick fleece undersuit (a fleece onesie), and finally the thick neoprene drysuit itself. Over all that we had extra weights (16kg!) and then the usual gear. It was nearly impossible to move. I became so hot walking around I couldn’t wait to jump in the water. But I did … and it was cold … so cold. The only semi-exposed body parts while wearing a dry suit are your wrists and your face, and I really thought they would develop frostbite.

In the end, though, it was all worth it because the views were phenomenal. There was easily >100m of visibility in that clear blue water. Although there was no marine life, there were plenty of interesting things to look at. Here I am touching both North America (right side of photo) and Europe (left).

A typical view throughout the dive.

The experience was well worth it and highly recommend it to any diver who finds themself in this part of the planet.

Hot springs
Iceland is full of volcanic activity, which means there are lots of active geothermal fields. We visited a popular one in the city of Hveragerdi, which involved a very arduous and very uphill 5km hike through endless steaming and stinky sulphur holes and green mountains as far as the eye can see.

Amazingly we did eventually make it there after two hours and were rewarded by a warm river that we relaxed in for a long time.

Hot dogs
It turns out Icelanders love hot dogs. They are cheap and you can find them everywhere. If you see a line of people in this city, chances are they’re lining up for a pylsur, or hot dog.

I hunted down Bæjarins beztu, a very simple hot dog stand that allegedly makes the best dogs in the country. There’s always a line in front of this stand waiting to get “one with everything” (a dog with ketchup, mustard, a special sauce, and fried onions.)

It’s been a long time since I’ve had a hot dog, so while I don’t have much to compare to, it really was tasty. Made of beef, pork, and lamb, it actually tasted like real meat and best of all it had a great snap when you bit into it. Bill Clinton even ate here multiple times whenever he visited.

(This is now the second place I’ve visited that Bill liked. Hopefully my heart doesn’t follow in his footsteps too.)

Fresh meat
I did something I’m not proud of tonight. I ate Iceland’s two most well-known wildlife animals: whale and puffin. Each is somewhat of a delicacy here and I figured when in Rome … why not?

The puffin was smoked and thus not tasty at all; I dislike all things smoked. Whale meat was interesting. It was (very) red meat but had a texture and taste more like fish. It didn’t taste bad but I felt guilty eating a fellow mammal. As a friend to the fishes, I felt so guilty that I returned home and went to WWF’s website and partially alleviated my guilty by adopting a whale. (Afterwards the website asked what prompted me to donate, and presented me with a list of options like TV ad, word of mouth, etc. I looked for a “I ate one of your animals and felt bad” option but fortunately didn’t see one.)

Join me and adopt an endangered species too!

Travel Journal: Iceland 3

Back home, safe and sound. Iceland was a great country that would keep any outdoorsman busy for weeks. But beware to those who visit: Iceland is outrageously expensive. A bottle of beer cost $9, a bowl of soup was $15, and a pair of long john bottoms was $110. Hot dogs, on the other hand, are nice and cheap.

Here is a cheesy and short (2 min) movie I edited together, summarizing my activities there.