Excitement, readers, excitement!
The third and final day of our Sahara trip was upon us. On the road back home we pulled over to look at some very old water wells, which were essentially large mounds of dirt with a deep hole in their center. Some of us climbed on top of the well to look down the hole:
I was walking back to the van when from behind me I heard a shriek, then a pop, and then a crash. I looked back and saw one of the women of our group laying near the base of the well, flat on her back. She obviously had slipped and fallen, but having heard that pop I figured a bone or a ligament in her knee had broken too. I walked towards her (let’s call her Janet) and saw the bottom third of her shin was at a 45 degree angle to the rest of her leg, with a bone trying to poke through the skin. She must have simultaneously noticed this too because she began screaming, “Oh my God it’s broken, it’s broken!” It sure was.
At this point the ten or so people in our group looked straight to me. The only thing racing through my mind was how we were hundreds of miles away from any medical care. I tried forgetting about that momentarily and began working on trying to get her leg splinted in order to get her somewhere, anywhere. We began rummaging through the van and found a long and skinny Persian (well, Moroccan) rug/carpet, which we decided to wrap around her lower leg. Not elegant or high-tech, but it was all we had. We all helped load her into the van. I borrowed some tylenol with codeine from another passenger, gave it to Janet, and told her to relax as much as possible.
Our driver turned to me, asking what we to do and where we to go. I asked him where the nearest city was; Ouarzazate, a medium-sized city, the first city with a “bone doctor” was 280km away, and Marrakesh was over 400km away (Also, apparently I use the metric system now.) I figured the woman’s best chance at treatment was in the biggest city and biggest medical center we could find, and so I told our driver to start the long drive back towards Marrakesh.
The mood inside the van was tense. The few people who were talking were just mumbling to their neighbor, a few were asking me if Janet would be ok, and the rest were keeping silent. Our driver kept asking me what we should do, but all I could recommend was keep driving.
My mind began wandering a little bit. Why — of all medical emergencies — do I get one involving a broken bone? Of all fields of medicine, the one I know by far the least about is orthopedics (bones). People, here is the extent of what I know about bones: 1) We have them, 2) Sometimes they break, and 3) Occasionally they get infected. Beyond that I’m no good. But right then, someone from the back yelled out to me that Janet was having chest pain.
Finally…now we’re talking.
I jump into the back seat and start asking her all about it. Sure enough she was having some substernal chest tightness. After additional questioning I felt as if it was due to anxiety and so I told her I’d keep an eye on it. Fifteen minutes later, though, she said it was getting worse and now her hands were tingling. I still truly felt it was anxiety-induced, but I was sufficiently concerned (for her heart) that I told our driver to pull over and told everyone to search their bags for any aspirin. All that was done, Janet chewed her aspirin, and interestingly her pain resolved immediately. I was much less worried at that point.
I also realized something else after that brief incident…the group was now treating me as if I were the one in charge. Until now our driver had been in charge the entire trip: he determined where we’d go, he set our schedules, and he had answers to everything. Now, both passengers and driver were looking to me for all answers. Where should we take her? She’s in more pain, what should we do? Will she be ok? Plus, with a few people saying things like “Thank God you were here” and “We’re lucky to have you here”, for once I genuinely felt proud to be a doctor. Gotta remember that feeling next time I’m on call, getting middle-of-the-night “Doctor Doctor!” pages.
After an hour of driving in the van, I decided we should probably get an ambulance to take Janet to the medical center. Our driver phoned for one, and about 30 minutes later, waiting on the side of the road for us, was an ambulance. Now I use that term loosely because what really was awaiting us was a pickup truck for midgets, with the word “Ambulance” on it.
The ambulance driver (which is all he was, a driver, nothing more) opened the back and revealed a space which was as big as half a twin bed. And half of that space was taken up by the stretcher for Janet. And into that trunk crammed Janet, her friend, and me.
That didn’t leave much room for medical supplies. In case you’re wondering, that is an empty tank of oxygen and an even emptier “medicine” cabinet.
The rest of the day was filled with mayhem and nausea. Once we started driving, you would think we’d race as fast as we could towards a hospital. Instead here is the path we took: 1) the driver’s home, where he picked up a pillow from his wife so he could sit on it, 2) his son’s house to pick up his son, so he’d have company, 3) a gas station, for gas, and finally 4) another gas station, to go to the bathroom.
Our windy and dangerously speedy journey through the Atlas Mountains was completely miserable. It was six hours of the worst roller coaster ride, cramped in the back of a tiny pickup truck, and with no windows to look out of to anticipate upcoming turns. One minute we’d be sitting, the next I’d be slammed against poor Janet’s broken bones. It turned out that the winding mountain roads were too much for our driver’s son too, because at one point we stopped so the kid could run out and vomit on the side of the road. Apparently the poor bastard had never left his little home village, and had never been on such a twisty road. How do I know? He felt the need to tell us this the moment he finished vomitting…with fresh vomit dripping from his mouth with each word he spoke.
Adding to this comedy show about an hour later, the back doors to the ambulance flew open. I was asleep in the back, resting on the doors, when suddenly I dropped backwards. The doors had unlatched — remained connected to each other, though – but separated from the truck. I looked down and saw highway flying by me, and scurried to the center of the truck. I now had to sleep/sit/crouch in the back with my knees up to my chest, sitting on the floor. Fate was trying to make me laugh, but I didn’t really get the joke.
We finally reached the hospital after the ambulance driver rolled down his window and asked a few pedestrians where the nearest hospital was. Janet was taken in immediately, evaluated, and forced to stay overnight to get surgery the next day.
It had been a long, absurd, and physically painful day, but I was happy to have helped. At 8pm I finally walked out of the hospital…but not without first stealing her x-rays for a few minutes to take a photo (with a confident “Yes this is Dr. Amir, I am a doctor in the USA, and I need to see her x-rays now.”) No need to have a radiology degree to interpret this one.